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At this point, the soup is under control.

Potentially problematic, but technically possible.

but they only do hardcore peircings, no studs. so i went to claire's

No matter where you put it, it keeps making maps.

Don't cross the streams, I learned that from Ghostbusters.

Sorry for being late, I got caught in a fax machine.

I like sucking on it.

Don't perpetuate the stupidity.

I can eat it off of the desk with my mouth, if you prefer.

You know that's what avocados are, right? Unicorn eggs.

There's not enough room, I can't fit; I can only give about 10 inches.

It's funny, because you slid it in.

I was the bottom, there was nowhere else for it to go

The Amish are coming.

You mean G as in Jose'?

I'll go in the back because I can't fit in the front.

He must have been a drug dealer! He held the door open for me.

According to my own monitoring, billions of persons all over the world receive the personal loans from different banks. Therefore, there's great possibilities to receive a small business loan in any country.

I need to get some work done.

It's never okayto drug a baby.

I have to piss so bad that I cant piss.

CRACK! ...Oh god! I can't use that as a joke anymore, can I? Sorry! But seriously, I'm sober.

My boner rendered you speechless.

Stop poking each other!" "That's what the prison guard said.

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